position:

on top - a girl's got to be in control

number:

8 explanation: it's my lucky number

years in derby:

4

Your derby shining moment:

knocking a NC skater out of her skates in a well placed block

hometown:

Top of Washington, NJ - I can fist pump with the best

Roller derby....why:

Truthfully it was a mid-life crisis at 30 and I needed to have something that was the exact opposite of my life and job. Honestly: because it's f-ing badass and I like the attention.

Turn Ons:

Girls on fast skates and men that love them!

Turn Offs:

Negativity. I was told that the SRG wouldn't ever happen...they were so, so wrong about that

What pisses you off?

retirees that drive during the hours they should be playing bridge or napping. I mean, you don't have to work, whyTF are you on the road between 8-9am, noon-1, 5-6?

If you could knock ANYONE off their skates, who would it be and why:

There's a few people I'd like to knock off their skates...they skate over the line known as University Parkway and I can't wait to get to do that this year.

Smurf name:

___Dirty__________ Smurf

The Brady Bunch...F#$k one, kill one and marry one and why:

F@#k one - Greg - I'd make him a man, baby
Kill one - Jan - she's a whiny bitch
Marry one - Sam the butcher- every girl needs a man that knows how to handle his meat!

Whats your poison:

My patented hot-wing/jalapeno smoke screen on the track.

What else should we know:

I'm fueled by fried pickles and beer.